Hidden Variables in the Ladder
The Ladder Theory is assumed to be correct
for all classical phenomena. We can find examples in the Sex and The City characters of the Drunk Student and The Virgin. There do
seem to be some "hidden" variables
that modify the Ladder to some extent.
These variables do not affect the rating
system, nor do they affect the fundamental
theorems of the Ladder. They do, however,
modify how we act with regard to the Ladder.
These are the hidden variables that have been
identified.
Religiosity:
While most people, even people who believe
in God, will have intercourse before they are
married and thus fall under the rules of the
ladder, some singles are so religious they will
not have physical contact until they are married.
This is of course a silly and anachronistic
practice, but it does occur. In this case, the
Ladder should me modified as follows: change
instances of 'would with' to be 'would like
to have physic relationships with.' This works
because while religious people have the same
impulses, they choose to deny them as opposed
to embracing them. Just like the Virgin character
of Sex and the City series.
Drunkenness:
Of course when drunk we do things we
wouldn't do otherwise. Usually when sobriety
sets in, there is a return to the tenets
of the ladder theory. In most cases, it
should be noted, repressed students use
being drunk as an excuse to do what they
wanted to do anyway, so one should be
very careful in applying this variable.
For example, I'm drunk as I type this,
but I would have typed it anyway, even
though I might fall back on that excuse
if there are a lot of typos in there or
it doens't stand up to peer review. Do
not let me get away with this.
Loyalty:
A lot of people have asked about the
girlfriends of friends, and if they are
special cases of the Ladder. They are
not. These are not your friends. These
are virtual friends. For example, a friend
of mine is dating a girl. I like her,
she's great, we get along, etc... But
when they break up she is dead to me.
Or if the friend leaves the picture
the normal rules of the Ladder apply.
So are we really friends? Of course not. We
are conditional friends. This does not affect
where she goes on the Ladder. Think of it like
this: the Ladder is a rating system, and I'll
rate this girl along with everyone else based
on how much I would like to do them. A note
for guys: if your friends girl offers you a
piece you should hit that , because he shouldn't
be laying up with no ho. Ideally you should
take pictures of it also, because most guys
will believe the person they're with.
Desperation:
What desperation does is shift downward
the line of quality that one would consider
for dating. There is a line on the ladder
that is the quality of the last person
you had as a girlfriend. Since one of
the purposes of life, if not the purpose,
is to move up the ladder, you want someone
above this line.
Sometimes you can't find someone above this
line, even not on Yahoo
personals. This leads to a virtual shift
in the line downward as one gets more and more
in need . But in terms of what a person wants,
nothing changes -- you'd leave your desperation
girl for someone else with the requisite ladder
attributes.
Hidden Variables and Sanity
Note that all known hidden variables
are indicative of an altered consciousness
of some kind. At the 'limit of sanity'
the Classical ladder's rating system still
applies. So I don't feel that these change
the core theory, but explain times when
the theory is not able to be applied because
your perception is wrong.
Being Drunk, being religious or whatever other reason for being a viring are thus exceptions, who don't alter the Ladder Theory as such.